Multi Tasking Sumo

If you really suck at being a Sumo you could always use your skills for evil. I will ignore the obvious question of WTF was a sumo doing in Moscow, but evidently the big guy ripped a cash machine out of a store and walked off with it on his shoulders. The 90kg cash machine contained 25,000 roubles which is about 12 cents….kidding $926. Being big and fat has it’s disadvantages, like being friggin slow …  the Sumo and his mate got caught trying to get their fat asses into the BMW getaway car.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never

5 responses to “Multi Tasking Sumo

  1. What is the cartoon shagging behind the towel?

  2. I bet the ATM didn’t fit very well in the Beemer either.

  3. That’s exactly what’s wrong with society today; there is just NOT enough money in Sumo wrestling anymore….sigh.

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