Multi Tasking Sumo

If you really suck at being a Sumo you could always use your skills for evil. I will ignore the obvious question of WTF was a sumo doing in Moscow, but evidently the big guy ripped a cash machine out of a store and walked off with it on his shoulders. The 90kg cash machine contained 25,000 roubles which is about 12 cents….kidding $926. Being big and fat has it’s disadvantages, like being friggin slow …  the Sumo and his mate got caught trying to get their fat asses into the BMW getaway car.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never

5 responses to “Multi Tasking Sumo

  1. What is the cartoon shagging behind the towel?

  2. I bet the ATM didn’t fit very well in the Beemer either.

  3. That’s exactly what’s wrong with society today; there is just NOT enough money in Sumo wrestling anymore….sigh.

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