Lucky For Some

You've got to be friggin kidding me!

Well I’ll be, a British bus driver from Lancashire must be the luckiest man in England, while his ex must be the damned unluckiest. After receiving confirmation of his divorce through the post Kevin Halstead had a drink with his mates and bought himself a lottery ticket in celebration. Of course we all know what happens next, he friggin won £2,302,668. Had he bought it prior to the divorce papers coming through he could have been forced to pay his ex half.Oh but before you go making fun of his ex, she said on hearing the news “It couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke. I wish him all the luck in the world – he deserves it.” Hmm, that’s what I would be saying too…suck, suck, suck.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

8 responses to “Lucky For Some

  1. “Oh babe, you know I love you. Those OTHER guys meant nothing to me!” :mrgreen:

  2. Susi Spice

    maybe she fed him a very slow release poison that will kill him just when he thinks everything is rainbows and butterflies…so she takes comfort in the fact that in the end she will end up with all the money hehe

    • This is the very reason why I don’t like giving or receiving lottery tickets. You win you are obliged to share it…if the person you gave it to wins then it makes it awkward if you don’t get any.

  3. I think this is every guys secret fantasy….well every guys fantasy that doesn’t involve a bowling alley, 3 cirque du soleil performers and a hair dryer anyway.

  4. Maybe she thinks if she is nice about it he might still throw her few thousand.

  5. “In fact that’s why we got divorced, he was just too good for me.”

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