Oh for goodness sakes, sure you expect a knife wielding teenager to beg the clerk not to call the police after he fails in his robbery attempt. But honey, you lose all self respect when you also beg him not to tell your mom too. The teen allegedly slid behind the counter at a Maverik store in Salt Lake City and attempted to hold the knife to the clerk’s neck but he was too slow and the clerk kaboomed him to the floor. That’s when the teen pleaded with the clerk not to call the cops or tell his mom. He was last scene fleeing the scene on foot….wee,wee, wee all the way home.