Nothing like a blue checkered cow to clash with just about everything. Constance was designed by Graham Stove and grazes outside the Gunyulgup Galleries begging to be noticed.
Graham Stove – You said you wanted a Leather Chesterfield…..
Makes a nice picnic cloth
Oh dear, a middle aged Swedish couple were kicked off a bus and charged with sexual harrassment after it was alleged they had committed sex acts in plain view of the passengers. Despite numerous complaints about their hanky panky, the couple , a muscican and real estate agent, claim “We did not have sex. She stroked me on my tummy just inside my shirt,”
Ping Pong Table 1, boy who thinks he can slide 0.
Oh for goodness sakes, an inmate at the Noble Correctional Facility in Caldwell (Ohio) has had to have surgery to remove a hot-sauce bottle from his butt. OK, OK, I know what you are thinking, he picked up the soap! But No. Evidently, despite originally claiming he had been assaulted in a shower he later retracted the story and said he had done it himself. Oh dear, apparently he was using the bottle as a sex device before it became stuck. There’s a nice medical bill for the taxpayers.
Psst I hope he left the lid on, otherwise extra ouch!
Want to make your mom sick? Try putting antifreeze in her coffee maker, that should do it. Michael Tangney Junior (18) was arrested after his mother Joyce Tangney became violently ill from ethylene glycol poisoning. Despite pleading guilty, Michael’s parents requested that he not be jailed. He told police he did it as a practical joke.