There Is A God

Enjoy, you little shit!

The best dumbass thief story you’ll hear all week. Some bag snatching fool on a bicycle whizzed passed an elderly woman in Tarring and snatched the bag she was carrying. Little did he know the bag contained dog poo. Yep, it was the bag she was using to clean up her dog’s shit. Pensioner 1, In for a shock thief 0.

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Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Gross, Friggin Hilarious, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!

7 responses to “There Is A God

  1. The little shit got a little shit . . . karma 🙂

  2. Susi Spice

    LOL love it.

    i should do that while travelling in south america…

  3. The Celtic Queen

    I hope the dog had worms lol

  4. Maybe the dog had eaten a cake which the thief had filled with stolen diamonds the day before. So in stealing the shit, he was really stealing back his own stolen diamonds….
    Can you tell I got that ‘package’ from Jammer?

  5. Better if he thought it was fudge.

  6. I hope he just dips his hand in without looking first …

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