Tickle Me Elmo

Oh for goodness sakes Ronald Washington, you shouldn’t be hiding your marijuana in your son’s Elmo backpack, especially when he uses it for kindy. Forward thinking Mr Washington rang the Menallen Elementary School and asked if his son had arrived because he needed to get something out of his bag. Damn straight school officials became suspicious and searched the little boy’s backpack prior to his daddy’s arrival, finding nearly 4 ounces of weed. Yes, the Pennsylvanian troopers were waiting when Mr Washington rolled up!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Well I Never, Whoops!

5 responses to “Tickle Me Elmo

  1. Sounds like a Hell of a Dad.

    Is it just me or is it strange that he would have to call the school to see if his 6-year old arrived? Another sign of good parenting. Toss a twinkie in the kid’s mouth, 4 ounces of weed in his backpack and push him out the door to make his own way to kindergarten. Then just cross your fingers that he makes it there.

  2. The Celtic Queen

    Don , I thought you’d have learned by now that with some people ANYTHING goes whether you’re a parent or not. Not everyone is a crabby old fart like us lol.
    Commanding respect these days means nothing. Well for some people.

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