Oh for goodness sakes, a burglar who found himself dangling from the ventilation system of a convenience store in Maryland told police it was all a big misunderstanding, he was simply playing hide and seek. The unfortunate soul was found by the owner with his feet dangling out of a duct. The fool had also set off the fire extinguisher which had left the place covered in powder. When police arrived he told them he had been playing hide and seek on the roof and had hidden in the ventilation system but when the players couldn’t find him they left. How’s about, no!