Oh No, Not The Hot Sauce Bottle!

Oh for goodness sakes, an inmate at the Noble Correctional Facility in Caldwell (Ohio) has had to have surgery to remove a hot-sauce bottle from his butt. OK, OK, I know what you are thinking, he picked up the soap! But No. Evidently, despite originally claiming he had been assaulted in a shower he later retracted the story and said he had done it himself. Oh dear, apparently he was using the bottle as a sex device before it became stuck. There’s a nice medical bill for the taxpayers.

Psst I hope he left the lid on, otherwise extra ouch!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, How Embarrassing, Sore Loser, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!

2 responses to “Oh No, Not The Hot Sauce Bottle!

  1. The Celtic Queen

    Must be double jointed Ewh ! Can you imagine the scenario? From behind or under or oh never mind

    • Blahaha CQ and here I was just thinking …did he ask one of the wardens to try and get it out first before he went to the hospital. Obviously it was so far in they couldn’t get a grip šŸ˜¦

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