It must have been one hell of a late one for the journos at News.com.au . Geez, and here I was thinking I had found a cool story for the Loons! Turns out it was a typo! Not to worry, Kristen Stewart will be gone tomorrow!
Monthly Archives: May 2010
Yeah, thought I’d forgotten huh? Nope, here is another cow for your viewing pleasure, Sighted at “Cow Bombie” . This lazy assed, bikini clad Bovine spends most of the day soaking up the sun and pretending she can surf, dead set!
Ella Jackson-Walley : We are heading for “Cow Bombie” in our south west where you will find a surf break to equal the best. Surfers come from all over the world to try and catch the big one that’s heading for shore and about to curl. Here you will find the top guns and the fledgling little grommies – but nothing will compare to our princess – Sighted at Cow Bombie!
Oh for crying out loud, the police in New Zealand are looking for five people believed to be teenage girls, who held up a Auckland take-away store with a gun, knife and hammer. They got away with between 50-70 ice creams. Yep, after failing to get the till open, the group then focused their attentions on a freezer full of ice-creams. Geez, I hope they get an acne breakout!
Here’s a sneak peek at Tom Cruise, who is revising his role as Les Grossman for MTV Awards, giving some advice to Robert Pattinson about washing his hair….OK, it ain’t no Hitler rant but it’s still friggin hilarious!