Knock, knock. Who’s there? Some naked dude at the end of your bed. An elderly man in Darwin got the shock of his life when he woke to find an intruder standing at the foot of his bed starkers. By the time police arrived the man had dressed and fled the scene. The man was unable to give police a good description of the intruder (don’t blame him) but he did say he smelled strongly of alcohol (could be anyone in Darwin!).