Oh dear, this weeks drunk teacher comes to you compliments of the Jacobs Road Elementary School in Chesterfield County. The substitute teacher, Sabrina Pado, was dobbed in by her third grade students after their classroom (and teacher) reeked like a brewery. The stench of beer was so bad one of the students became ill and had to see the nurse. When police were called they found not only a pretty intoxicated teacher but beer hidden in her water bottle. Needless to say she was carted off to jail.