Welcome To My Worst Nightmare

Thank god you're here!!!!

Hmm, when Milwaukee police went to investigate an alleged sexual assault at a house they walked right into a friggin nightmare. The house and nearby building were crawling with alligators, snakes, turtles, rodents, spiders and one thankful chicken! At least 5 anaconda snakes were slithering around the rooms unconfined. Hmm, a woman has been charged with intentionally mistreating animals which  could only mean one thing…animals + alleged sexual assault =OMG!

Psst See, this is why the whole Noah’s Ark thing wouldn’t have worked out well!

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Friggin Wildlife, I'm Just Saying !, They Live Among Us !

4 responses to “Welcome To My Worst Nightmare

  1. The Celtic Queen

    WHAT !!! I do love the chicken Loon lol

  2. I wonder how the chicken made it through? Maybe everybody else was full.

  3. So which animal got sexually assaulted? PETA wants to know.

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