Welcome To My Worst Nightmare

Thank god you're here!!!!

Hmm, when Milwaukee police went to investigate an alleged sexual assault at a house they walked right into a friggin nightmare. The house and nearby building were crawling with alligators, snakes, turtles, rodents, spiders and one thankful chicken! At least 5 anaconda snakes were slithering around the rooms unconfined. Hmm, a woman has been charged with intentionally mistreating animals which  could only mean one thing…animals + alleged sexual assault =OMG!

Psst See, this is why the whole Noah’s Ark thing wouldn’t have worked out well!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Friggin Wildlife, I'm Just Saying !, They Live Among Us !

4 responses to “Welcome To My Worst Nightmare

  1. The Celtic Queen

    WHAT !!! I do love the chicken Loon lol

  2. I wonder how the chicken made it through? Maybe everybody else was full.

  3. So which animal got sexually assaulted? PETA wants to know.

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