Getting a Morning Glory Jump Start

OK, here’s the thing mister, having a solo sex romp on a trampoline early in the morning is fine, but just make sure  no one is watching! James Burden from Westquarter, Scotland, decided it would be fun to get naked and masturbate on a trampoline, unfortunately he wasn’t expecting any on lookers. The woman told the court she saw Mr Burden from her window stark naked with a cigarette in one hand and his genitals in the other. Now there’s multi-tasking for ya!  Mr Burden pleaded guilty  to publicly exposing his person in a shameless and indecent manner.

Psst Pity the kid who used the trampoline next! Tad slippery!

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Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, How Embarrassing, They Live Among Us !, Whoops!

8 responses to “Getting a Morning Glory Jump Start

  1. Boing, boing, boing . . . .

    (just thought I’d add some sound effects to accompany that great graphic) 😆

  2. Bloody rude to smoke while you’re on the job!

  3. Shouldn’t he smoke after???

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