It Was Never Going To End Well

No Michael Johnson, no, you never ever use super glue as a practical joke. Johnson (19) and his mates were on a camping trip when he decided to pour a tube of super glue onto one of his friends cheeks while he was sleeping. Johnson thought the guy would touch it and his hand would stick to his face. Genius!  Hmm, only prob was the glue rolled down the victims cheek, into one of his eyes and ear. Yep, as you can imagine when the victim woke his eye was sealed shut and he couldn’t hear. Of course Johnson has been charged and the victim is still seeking medical treatment because the glue drained into his inner ear. And so ends their New York camping trip.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!

3 responses to “It Was Never Going To End Well

  1. New York camping trip: Now there’s an oxymoron. They sleep under jacked cars?

  2. And once again we need to trot out the air quotes for the word “adults”. BTW, there is tons of wilderness in New York — for instance, the Adirondack Park is a region of almost entirely undeveloped mountains, lakes, and forests that is the size of Vermont.

  3. The Celtic Queen

    MICHAEL JOHNSON you are one arse hole of a human being. What the hell is wrong with you? Moron!!! This other poor guy will probably have permanent damage. Someone should glue you to your cell.

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