We Are Not Alone!!!!

Oh crap, scientists believe they have found signs of life on Saturn’s moon. Yes, Titan, Saturn’s biggest moon, might have primitive alien lifeforms living off the fuel on its surface and breathing in the crap from its atmosphere. Sheez, I hope they don’t want to come to Earth and live, as if we don’t have enough mouths to feed and our health system is already overloaded without having them getting free medicals too! Imagine having to protect our atmospheric boarders (Arizona would have a fit!). OK, one big  bummer for the alien life form is scientists believe they are probably methane-based (we are water based), which mean no intergalactic  relationships ladies!!!!  Hmm, which may also explain why so many cows have been abducted? Anywho, you can read all the scientific gobbledygook here USA Today.

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7 responses to “We Are Not Alone!!!!

  1. I partied with some weird life forms on Titan the other day. I won’t even try to begin to tell you about how they make their music. Suffice it to say you wouldn’t want to be in the vicinity of the “bass” player during his solo.

  2. Gruff Guano

    Perhaps they feed on stuff we want to get rid off anyway. Like crappy new year presents.

    In that case, in a few decades time, we’ll have them around the house as pets.

    Or vice versa.

  3. Susi Spice

    i saw a doco the other day (yes i can be a nerd) on the moons of saturn it was actually really interesting. very cool.

    i reckon those lifeforms are just the beginning of it. That moon is probably like the breeding grounds for enormous methane based aliens who can fart us out anyday!

    loon i think ur right about the cows, its perfume to them! hehe

  4. Why would they want to come HERE?

    • I am guessing like blood is to vampires, is farts are to methane based aliens 🙂 . You should think twice now about letting one rip, you might get an anal probe…I’m just sayin 😦

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