That Sucks

OK for goodness sakes, 94 year old Dale Warren Graham has been arrested after he was found in a stranger’s garage with a vacuum cleaner attached to the front of his pants. Yes, it was friggin running. Urgh, masturbating with a vacuum can’t be good. After a three week investigation the elderly man now faces charges of public sexual indecency, aggravated assault and child molestation. Ohh, did I forget to tell you he has been accused of  inappropriately touching young children. Life sucks!

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16 responses to “That Sucks

  1. susispice

    PS – did you hear that in the US they are prohibiting Vegemite because it contains folate… ppl are getting searched and everything… i bet Counter Culture Clown and Jammer will be happy about that

  2. just as a matter of interest – can anyone tell me why it’s called a ‘blow job’ and not a ‘suck job’ ❓ 😆

  3. I guess another man’s vacuum cleaner always seems more attractive than one’s own 😉

  4. Is it me or is he winking ? 😦

  5. Look at that age you have an enlarged prostate and have trouble peeing. Maybe he was just trying to reduce the blockage.

  6. I used to have a Kirby. Those fuckers are powerful. What? I’ve said too much.

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