They Want To Die Complete

OK Loons, you might have to help me out on this one. Two British men, who both had their legs amputated, are furious that they weren’t allowed to keep them. Gareth Ferrin and Robert Brownlow both wanted to have their legs embalmed so they could keep them at home and later have them placed in their coffins when they died. However the Leicestershire National Health Service said no friggin way and had them incinerated. Both legs were removed due to blood poisoning and were considered a health and safety risk. So, should they have had the right to keep their legs?

Psst Handy at Halloween.


Filed under Friggin Gross, I'm Just Saying !, Sore Loser, Well I Never

7 responses to “They Want To Die Complete

  1. Presumably their wish to have their amputated limbs in the coffin with the rest of their body when they die is because they believe in an ‘afterlife’ ?

    Hhmm, if so aren’t they betraying a lack of faith if they think the all-powerful deity requires every physical part of their earthly body to be present before he/she/it can ‘restore’ them to full ‘health’ in the afterlife ?

    Jeez, if that were the case, what hope then for those poor bastards blown to smithereens by bombs !!!

  2. The Celtic Queen

    No, smelly old legs they’d be by now.
    But I can understand why they would. It could be a case of separation anxiety.

  3. The Celtic Queen

    Yeah I suppose we could wedge the toes under the door to keep it open.
    Ten bucks they read this Loon.

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