Death By Sexual Arousal

OK, there are so many things wrong with this story where do I start? Nichola Paginton, a nanny from England, was found dead in her bed last October. All that was found was a vibrator and a laptop running pornographic images next to her. Hmm? The pathologist concluded that there was no abnormalities in her organs so the only explanation for her death was sudden heart attack brought on by an orgasm or by being sexually aroused.

Psst Geez, what a way to go….everyone knowing!!!!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, End Credit, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!

9 responses to “Death By Sexual Arousal

  1. As means of death go, there are far worse than death by orgasm. But I’d still prefer to be found, decently presented, with just a big smile on my face for folks to wonder about.

  2. That is wrong on so many levels. I would rather die than be caught dead doing…..oh wait.

  3. queenann1

    I’m sure she’s not the first and she won’t be the last. I hope it as after and not before lol. Better have been worth it. You see orgasms can be so overrated, they can KILL !!!! Guess she won’t be doing that again ever!
    Just a thought Loon I hope she didn’t read the bit about Susan.

  4. i have nightmares of dying unexpectedly and my parents coming to clean out my house and discovering, uh, things.

  5. Damn it, when I sold it to her, I distinctly told her no high octane! She didn’t get the one with the supercharger, so the low octane would have been just fine. Sheesh, buy a V-8 vibrator, and friggin lose it. Hey, stupid: no refunds!

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