Don’t Be Cruel

Thank you very much

Forget Winston Churchill’s false teeth, autopsy tools used to embalm and prepare Elvis Presley’s body are up for auction in Chicago! Friggin awesome. Ooh and did I happen to mention his toe tag as well? The autopsy instruments include rubber gloves, forceps, lip bushes, a comb, eye liner, needle injectors, an arterial tube and aneurysm hooks. And the best part is they were only used once, on the King, so you don’t get any randoms gunk on it too. Unfortunately the toe tag is marked “John Doe” because some friggin fan  nicked the original during the chaos at the hospital in 1977.

Psst This would be like the last things that ever touched Elvis!

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Awesome, Friggin Gross, Well I Never

5 responses to “Don’t Be Cruel

  1. What about his intestines?

  2. Anything I can still use in the kitchen?

  3. I’m holding out for remnants of his deep fried peanut butter and banana sandwich. Did anyone check his pockets?

  4. I think I’ll wait for Tupac’s autopsy tools (if he’s dead, that is). 😀

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