Hi Honey, I’m Home!

Lonnie Pinnix from North Carolina has been arrested after he allegedly loaded his gun with a wad of toilet paper and shot his wife Darlene in the back. Shit! Seems Lonnie was a little miffed at his wife returning home after midnight and laying on the bed. He told her to get up, she said nope, and so kaboom, toilet paper bullet to the back. She was later taken to hospital for powder burns.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never, Whoops!

11 responses to “Hi Honey, I’m Home!

  1. michellefrommadison

    Was the only projectile paper?

  2. I knew the moment I saw that on the friggin news yesterday that it was worthy Friggin Loon material. How I heart North Carolina!

  3. I hope it wasn’t 4 ply 😦

  4. He didn’t want to kill her…… and he was trying to scare her. He didn’t think it would hit her and hurt that bad. Plus, my dad said that he’s always been on the odd side. His brother is the sane one, I guess you could say.
    I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t ever let this down at the Christmas get-together.

    P.S. – I am a Pinnix, and I am related to him. That doesn’t mean that I’m stupid. I’m actually pretty smart. 🙂

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