OK, here’s the thing BP exec Tony Hayward, who is expected to get a $20 million payout after he steps down from the company for his incompetence over the Gulf of Mexico disaster. Consider yourself a very lucky man because if the Friggin Loon were in charge this is how it would work Tony (I can call you Tony, right?). Firstly Tony, your pay and pension package (and the rest of the friggin boards) would immediately be wired to the good folks sitting in their dry docked fishing vessels along the Louisiana coast. You would be issued with standard fishing waders and snorkel and sent into the cool black waters to pluck from the sea oil, soaked birds and wildlife. Then armed with Dawn dish washing detergent, you’re gonna scrub and scrub those critters clean. And that’s only the start….
If it is proven that a deal was made with the Libya, BP and the Scottish government to release the Lockerbie bomber in exchange for an oil contract, all the BP’s board members should have their sorry asses thrown in jail.
Psst I bet no one can remember the name of any of the 11 men who lost their lives when the oil rig went kaboom!