Step Away From the Butt Crack

OK, here’s the thing Dallas women, please don’t put your fingers down someone else’s butt crack unless you want a friggin knife fight. According to the police report a woman rubbed her fingers along her friend’s bum crack, who reacted by clenching her butt. This, the victim claims, caused her to break the bed she was sitting on. The suspect was furious about the bed and attacked the victim before grabbing a butcher knife and threatening to kill her. The victim eventually rang the Dallas police who now have a ton of useless paperwork to fill out.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never, Whoops!

2 responses to “Step Away From the Butt Crack

  1. Damn, if that don’t have the makins’ of a hit country and western song, I don’t know what does:
    “My Bitch done got herself caught up in my butt crack and my dog is jealous.”

  2. If her butt is really that strong, I need to borrow her. I have a stack of coal I need transforming.

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