Incy Wincy Spider

Spider 1, Man 0

OK, here’s the thing Chris Welding, when spraying a spider with a flammable aerosol can, do not and I repeat, do not, light a cigarette to see if you had killed it. Holy kaboom Batman. The door blew off and Mr Welding was not only blown off his feet but received severe burns. No word on the spider.

Such Is Life

What’s the definition of ironic? When a  inmate has his death sentence commuted to life and then goes and hangs himself a week later.70 year old George Smithey was convicted of murder, robbery and attempted rape in 1988 and sentence to death. However after his sentence was  commuted to life, due to mental retardation, he used his bed sheet to end it all.

Grease Monkey

Oh for goodness sakes, when breaking into a restaurant it’s not wise to use the grease vent unless you want to spend 7 awkward hours waiting for help. Hmm, don’t believe me, just ask Kevin Harley from South Carolina, he knows.

All Systems Are Go

OK loons, guess what? They have just started to dig out the 33 Chilean miners.I’ll have an update in 4 months or so.

Body Parts Boulevard

Egads, I really friggin hate it when some bastard dumps body parts down the street. No seriously, totally thoughtless!!! Police in Detroit are trying to figure out who belongs to the arm, leg and other body parts believed to be that of an African American. Hmm, I guess those overworked DNA lab assistants will be working overtime tonight! Urgh, here’s hoping it ain’t no sicko serial killer.

Saddest Story Of The Week

Saddest story of the week goes to the disabled woman in Silver Springs who was left playing outside with a child’s magnifying glass.You can pretty much guess what happened. She set herself on fire  😦  .

Not Until I See Your Face Mister

Cut the crap and show me your face

Hero alert. Don’t mess with no convenience store clerk in Oswego County, New York, fool, it’ll only end in tears and an arrest. When Rashad Wilson entered the Kwik Fill convenience store wearing a ski mask , black hoodie and carrying a handgun he thought  it wouldn’t be hard to convince the clerk into handing over cigarettes. Wrong! The clerk told him no way, unless he took off the mask. Even after Wilson flashed the handgun the clerk refused to budge. In the end a dejected Wilson left empty handed, the clerk rang police and now his sorry ass is in jail. Hasn’t anyone told you smoking is dangerous?