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OK, here’s the thing Chris Welding, when spraying a spider with a flammable aerosol can, do not and I repeat, do not, light a cigarette to see if you had killed it. Holy kaboom Batman. The door blew off and Mr Welding was not only blown off his feet but received severe burns. No word on the spider.
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
What’s the definition of ironic? When a inmate has his death sentence commuted to life and then goes and hangs himself a week later.70 year old George Smithey was convicted of murder, robbery and attempted rape in 1988 and sentence to death. However after his sentence was commuted to life, due to mental retardation, he used his bed sheet to end it all.
Oh for goodness sakes, when breaking into a restaurant it’s not wise to use the grease vent unless you want to spend 7 awkward hours waiting for help. Hmm, don’t believe me, just ask Kevin Harley from South Carolina, he knows.
Egads, I really friggin hate it when some bastard dumps body parts down the street. No seriously, totally thoughtless!!! Police in Detroit are trying to figure out who belongs to the arm, leg and other body parts believed to be that of an African American. Hmm, I guess those overworked DNA lab assistants will be working overtime tonight! Urgh, here’s hoping it ain’t no sicko serial killer.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Friggin Wrong
Cut the crap and show me your face
Hero alert. Don’t mess with no convenience store clerk in Oswego County, New York, fool, it’ll only end in tears and an arrest. When Rashad Wilson entered the Kwik Fill convenience store wearing a ski mask , black hoodie and carrying a handgun he thought it wouldn’t be hard to convince the clerk into handing over cigarettes. Wrong! The clerk told him no way, unless he took off the mask. Even after Wilson flashed the handgun the clerk refused to budge. In the end a dejected Wilson left empty handed, the clerk rang police and now his sorry ass is in jail. Hasn’t anyone told you smoking is dangerous?
Filed under Friggin Awesome, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never
OK, here’s the thing Julious Javone Threatts, pretending you are 14 so you can join the Tampa Bay Youth Football League and Tampa Middle school is so High School Musical. You are 21 for goodness sakes! Threatts, who used the alias Chad Jordan, did it because he wanted to play football (hmm, must have been crap to want to play with 14 year olds). Evidently he was pretty good at passing as a 14 year old as the coach told police, he acted more immature than his 13 year old son. His ruse came to an abrupt end when he tried to register for classes at Tampa Middle School with his fake id. Now Threatts is in jail having violated his parole for burglary and earning a string of new charges.
Psst In my day it was 14 year olds wanting to be 21!
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never, Whoops!
Two hot tempered Sicilian doctors are in big doodah after they had a punch in a delivery room over who was going to perform a c-section. During their fisty-cuffs the woman, Laura Salpietro, was left hemorrhaging. After one of the doctors was slammed into a wall and the other punched a window attention went back to Salpietro. Hmm, in the end she had to have her uterus removed and her baby suffered two heart attacks and is now suffering from brain damage.
Psst Story thanks to Susi Spice.
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