Wanker In The Workplace

OMG, OMG, OMG, Michael Lallana has been charged with jerking off into a female colleague’s bottle of water TWICE and each time the poor soul drank it. Ewh, ewh, ewh. It is believed Mr Lallana snuck into the woman’s office and masturbated into her water bottle which was on the desk. She told police after drinking from the bottle she had felt sick and had thrown it away. The second time it happened she kept the bottle and had it tested. I suspect she went a little pale when told the water contained semen. After a DNA check of staff  Mr Lallana was arrested.

11 Comments

Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Friggin Wrong, Well I Never

11 responses to “Wanker In The Workplace

  1. Protein shakes are, like, so yesterday. Next time do the five hour drink thingy.

  2. only 5 hours?

    Bloody wimps !!! 😉

  3. Jeez, what did she do to piss him off so ? 😯

  4. P.S. we’ve got some right wankers at my workplace – they call themselves ‘managers’

  5. Fairy Face

    Surely she could see floaties. EWH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. someone should have told him that isn’t the way to impregnate a woman.

  7. Susi Spice

    i am gagging!!!! eewwwwwww

    ps loony u and me still on for lunch tomorrow right?? ill sms ya 😀

  8. Fairy Face

    Some men are just animals !!!

  9. If that wanker has aids he will be charged with attempted murder.

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