They’ll Never Look There!!!

Oh for the love of god Robert Livingstone, did you have to hide the $300,000 worth of jewelry up your butt? Sheez, now no one is going to want to buy them! When Livingstone nicked the gems from a display cabinet at the Burswood Casino in Perth, Western Australia, he allegedly sprinted off to a public toilet and began hiding it up his ass. When police found him in the loo they did a strip search and viola, they discovered more than just the family jewels. The fool was later taken to Royal Perth hospital for an internal search.

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7 responses to “They’ll Never Look There!!!

  1. Is that where the phrase ‘passing fancy’ came from?

  2. Susi Spice

    money may not grow on trees but it just might s&*^ out of his ass

    hehe

  3. Fairy Face

    I try to imagine the scenario of someone actually contorting to stuff the hidden treasures up their butts then walking normally. But there again some people may be used to getting it up the butt and it seems to be blogged about quite a lot lately.

  4. Sounds like he had a whole load of valuable crap up there

  5. Two days ago we were talking about the guy shitting money and now this.

  6. megagetoverit

    At least he wasn’t greedy to try and shove the whole casino up his ass. Anyway its better to crap an Argyle diamond then a STOOL. Am I right? Yeahh.

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