Just when you thought it was safe to venture into Belanglo State Forest (NSW) again, after serial killer Ivan Milat’s killing sprees of the 1990s, trail bike riders have found more friggin bones, including a skull. Everybody panic!!! The skeletal remains have been confirmed as being human but it is too early to speculate if this yet another one of Milat’s victims. Milat is serving a life time of woe x7 for killing seven backpackers in the same forest in the 1990’s. The movie Wolf Creek is loosely based on this psycho!
Monthly Archives: August 2010
OK, here’s the thing 24 year old Joshua Porter, falsely imprisoning your 66 year old girlfriend and assaulting her is not going to get you a McHappy meal. Porter was arrested after his girlfriend claims following an argument he slammed the door on her hand, shoved her on a couch, twisted her nose, hit on the head with couch pillows , forced her to kiss her dead hubby’s photo then wouldn’t allow her to leave. Hmm, I feel like watching Harold and Maude.
Oh for the love of McDonalds, Facebook are currently trying to trademark the word “face” and “book” to stop either one being used by other people for website titles and domain names.Oh give me a break. Can the law slap itself in the face head for allowing such nonsense. Already Teachbook.com and Placebook.com have been forced to change their names.It’s worth a mass friggin defriending I say.
You know what’s worse than been stuck down a friggin hole with 32 other smelly, near naked depressed Chilean miners for 4 months? Having to friggin clear the friggin tons of rocks that are gonna be falling down the rescue hole. Hell, I’d be wanting overtime. If the miners fail to remove the rocks as they fall, the hole will fill up and they’ll be lucky to see light of day before Christmas. No worries, it’s only about 4,000 tonnes of rubble.
Hey ladies, would you be tempted to become a kidney donor if they could remove it via your vagina? The Methodist Hospital are going to study whether it is a safer and less painful way for a kidney donor to have their organ removed for a transplant op. Last year a doctor successfully extracted a kidney through a woman’s vagina (like she was having a baby) rather than by abdominal incision. The study will include analyzing the amount of bacteria the kidney must past through when coming out via the vagina!
Thank god they’re endangered!