Creepy Alert

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A heartbroken businessman has paid $18,000 to have a life sized sex doll made in the likeness of his ex girlfriend…oh, with just one small exception “I want it just like her but with bigger boobs”. The doll, which was made by Italian adult toymaker Diego Bortolin, weighs 58kg, is 1.6m tall and is fully flexible.

Psst I bet the sex is the same but the dishes are piling up in the sink!

16 Comments

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16 responses to “Creepy Alert

  1. That’s hilarious! Did he advertise the purchase just to rub it in? His desire for vengeance must have been powerful indeed, to risk becoming a laughing stock for it!

  2. sex is the same? You saying she used to just lay there?

  3. Did he order it when she was still his girlfriend? It might explain where the ‘ex’ part came from.

  4. 18k?

    thats at least a year’s worth of actual sex with a quasi-respectable prostitute.

  5. hey, the sex is probably better with the doll – no need to waste time with that foreplay crap now 😉

    • Fairy Face

      Ah Dunc we seee your a man who likes to get straight into action. I bet you used to get bored lol. Some guys are just like that.

  6. Fairy Face

    Oops Bearman, ‘ you’re’ that is.

  7. Susi Spice

    bhahahhahaha

    obviously the girl served him as he wished..star fish.. is what he wants star fish is what he gets

    lol

  8. I wonder if my ex-wife has one of those that looks like me???

  9. But at least he can listen to his iPod while he’s whiling away the hours. 🙂

  10. hahaha,,,sex is the same? You saying she used to just lay there?

  11. Michael

    Remembering what some of my girlfriends cost me, I wish I had known of this. $18,000 is cheap.

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