OMG, just when you thought clowns only scared the shit out of you at night, there comes this story out of Washington. Fonzie the Clown has been charged with a sex offence on a 14 year old girl. It is alleged that Fonzie (aka Alphonso Pittman) had “placed both his hands up the front of her dress” after pulling money out of his pocket and saying “How much you worth?”. The clown has been sitting in a Washington DC jail for three weeks as he is still on probation for another sex abuse incident which happened in 2006. The clown will never learn.