Room With A View

You know what I hate? When a friggin worm starts living behind your eye for 9 months. I really friggin hate that. An Iowa man was a tad concerned when he  noticed two spots on his left eye were beginning to  obscure his vision. He toddled off to the hospital to be told it was some  friggin worm using his eye as a bachelor pad.  No worries, the doctors got out their weapon of choice and zapped it with a laser. OK, the worm wasn’t giving up without a fight, requiring another round of laser  zapping before it would die. John Matthews isn’t sure if it was a worm he picked up holidaying in Mexico or a raccoon roundworm he caught while turkey hunting. Ewh.

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Filed under Friggin Scary, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never

3 responses to “Room With A View

  1. wow. people will try anything as an excuse, eh?

  2. Gives a whole new meaning to Turkey Dinner

  3. This is upsetting. I recently stopped dating a man with an eye twitch. Do you think he could have had a worm? A worm I could deal with, but an eye twitch for no reason . . . no.

    Damn. I might have let another good one go.

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