We Now Have An Alien Spokeswoman

No, you have to go speak to the UN, OK?

You have got to be kidding me, the United Nations have appointed a Malaysian astrophysicist, Mazlan Othman, to be the first contact for aliens if they happen to drop by Earth anytime soon. Seems Mazlan is the head of the UN’s Office for Outer Space Affairs (UNOOSA). She believes contact with aliens is imminent and the UN is ideally set up for  meet and greets with alternative lifeforms (well, they have been successful to some extent with Imadinnerjacket). Anywho, Professor Richard Crowther, an expert in space law and governance at the UK Space Agency, says Othman is absolutely the nearest thing we have to a ‘take me to your leader’ person. Hello, what about friggin NASA?????


Filed under Evolution Be Damned!, Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious, I'm Just Saying !, Join the skeptic club!, Well I Never

4 responses to “We Now Have An Alien Spokeswoman

  1. Alien: “Take me to your leader.”

    Mazlan Othman: “The U.N. is right over there.”

    Alien: “Is that where Underdog lives?”

  2. Susi Spice

    I wonder if they’ll train her up to be as friendly as the Virgin plane air hostesses..

    Alien: take me to your leader

    Mazlan Othman: Of course! but first we are going to play some fun earth games on our trip to the UN…lets do Karaoke to the Men in Black soundtrack!! Come on Alien join in!

    Alien: for the love of god…my mother told me i shouldve become a dentist but no I had to become a friggin space explorer…

  3. …wow…just…wow.
    I don’t even know what to think! Do they really not have anything better to do?

  4. Fairy Face

    Oi Dottiemaggie I believe that there are other dimensions so why could it not be aliens?
    I saw ‘something’ years ago which was scary as hell so aliens could visit us too. In your room, next to your bed. BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Never say never as it could just be a matter of time.

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