Bet You Missed A Few Anniversaries!

 

What do you mean the weddings off?

 

Alas, poor Ancentus “Danger” Akuku has died. Akuku you ask? Well, he’s the notorious Keyan polygamist who had 100 wives. Hmm, I am guessing he finally found peace. Nicknamed “danger” for his ability to woo women, Akuku was in his 90’s when he died from high blood pressure! No kidding, 100 wives, 160 kids and 30 divorces it’s a friggin miracle he lived that long. RIP Akuku, you deserve it!

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, End Credit, Well I Never, Whoops!

4 responses to “Bet You Missed A Few Anniversaries!

  1. Susi Spice

    this guy is crazy, 100 wives?? that means as a wife youd only get laid on average 2 times a year..

    now thats one household that adultshop.com could get some significant market share… ps send me a present adultshop haha

  2. That would only work for me if they were all sugar mamas

  3. He went peacefully from piece to peace.

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