Wanna Go Looking For Yeren?

 

Idiots! With my GPS app, they'll never find me!

 

Oh for the love of things that go bump in the night, Chinese scientists are hoping to find sponsors with a shit load of money ($1.5 million) to fund an expedition to find Yeren. OK, you ignorant loons, Yeren is  China’s equivalent to Bigfoot. In the past few decades there have been over 400 sightings of this elusive creature who lives in a remote mountainous area of China. Yeren (aka Wild Man) is described as 6 ft 7 ” with a healthy coat of grey, red or black hair (hmm, could be any exiled basketball player). The Hubei Wild Man Research Association is also hoping to find brave and fearless volunteers from around the world to join in the search. Good luck with that!

Psst Have you ever thought, maybe Yeren doesn’t want to be found? Odds are if they do find the creature it will be shot and dissected before you could say bippity  boppity boo!

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Filed under Friggin Wildlife, I'm Just Saying !, Join the skeptic club!, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

4 responses to “Wanna Go Looking For Yeren?

  1. Guess there won’t be a Chinese version of Harry and the Hendersons, then??

  2. Just leave me alone. I don’t want to be found.

  3. Shot and dissected? Please. This is China we’re talking about. They wouldn’t do that. They’ll grind him up and make him into folk remedies instead.

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