Sharon!!!!

OK, deal with this info anyway you see fit. Researchers have studied Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA using  state-of-the-art testing  and have found he’s a descendant of a Neanderthal man. Ozzy has long believed his survival, despite his excessive drug and alcohol abuse, is a result of his genetics. Tada! Hmm, at least he walks erect (kind of)!

Psst Ozzy is also related to Jesse James, tsar Nicholas II and King George I.

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4 responses to “Sharon!!!!

  1. Damn…
    So if it wasn’t booze and drugs, then what killed the Neanderthals? (There goes my favorite theory).
    😦

  2. Aren’t we all supposed to be linked to Neanderthals?

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