I Thought It Was Kosher?

Sheez, she looks out of it!

Oh dear lord, step away from the poppy seed bagels. Elizabeth Mort from Pennsylvania had her newborn baby taken away by Children and Youth Services after testing positive for opiates. Seems the poppy seed bagel she ate just prior to giving birth skewed the results of a drug test. It took five days before authorities realized the mistake and returned the bub to her mom. Oh hell yes, that’s a suing right there!

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!

4 responses to “I Thought It Was Kosher?

  1. They give you a drug test after giving birth? who knew?

  2. izziedarling

    Healthcare in America, it would be funny if it weren’t so damn pitiful.

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