The Loon is off to New Zealand today, so, as I am not even sure they have internet over there, I will be a bit sporadic with my posts. Hmm, I might even have to Morse code it! Note to self , be careful when they say six (that could get the Loon in big strife!). Do you know what’s the hardest 5 years of a New Zealander’s life? Grade 1. OMG, I am so going to have fun, eh bro?
Monthly Archives: November 2010
Don’t Play With Your Gun On The Loo
OK, here’s the thing Dustin Sippel, when sitting on the toilet playing with your gun (real gun people, stay focused!) don’t fire it into to the floor, especially if there is an apartment below you . When the irate neighbor confronted Sippel, he told him he was drilling a hole in the floor but when police arrived he admitted he fired a bullet while stoned and drunk . Sheez, that’s 9 year right there!
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never
The Nicotine Made Me Do It
If you haven’t had a cigarette in 2 days do you ring 911 and say a) you have witnessed a murder b) you’ve been stabbed c) I saw a woman get killed and buried or d) all of the above? Alex Baker, who rang the Tennessee police three times, blamed his bad behavior on a nicotine fit. Dude just friggin smoke, jail ain’t worth it.