Sexual Favor Fail

Honey, NO!

Oh lordie, lordie, lordie a woman in West Virginia has been jailed after her sexual advances were declined because of a stinky vagina. Ewh!  OK loons here’s how it went down, evidently a drunk Melissa Williams asked her estranged hubby Danny and a friend, James Watson, for a little sexual pleasure but when Watson approached he said he was overwhelmed by a horrible vaginal odor and refused to proceed. A now enraged Melissa allegedly produced a lock-back folding knife, pointed it at her hubby and said “somebody is going to [perform a sexual act on me] or I’m going to cut your f***ing throat.”  Enter police, exit Melissa. Hmm, no word on whether she got what she wanted before police arrived.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, How Embarrassing, I'm Just Saying !, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

6 responses to “Sexual Favor Fail

  1. Summer’s Eve feminine hygiene products bring back freshness every time.

  2. Fairy Face

    Oh oh oh that is so bad. LMAO ! Take a shower lovey for God sake.

  3. I’m going to file this under “things I wish I didn’t know” …

  4. Fairy Face

    This story is just so gross but I’m still LMAO lololol. Go Loon, story of the week. What do you reckon Susi ? lol, gees I have to send this story to some of my gal pals.

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