Well, here’s a novel way to rob a convenience store, get yourself methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) and then flash it at the attendant. Hmm, you can pretty much help yourself to all the candy you want after that. Unfortunately for Caroline Slusher and her two mates it didn’t go quite according to plan, they were arrested after they used the bacterial infection to rob a Cleveland store. Obviously police weren’t so scared of pusy oozing sores as the convenience store clerk. That’s a 2-8 year prison term missy!
Psst MRSA is caused by a nasty strain of staph bacteria resistant to antibiotics.