Bacterial Infection Robbery

Take what you want....

Well, here’s a novel way to rob a convenience store, get yourself  methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) and then flash it at the attendant. Hmm, you can pretty much  help yourself to all the candy you want after that. Unfortunately for Caroline Slusher and her two mates it didn’t go quite according to plan, they were arrested after they used the bacterial infection to rob a Cleveland store. Obviously police weren’t so scared of pusy oozing sores as the convenience store clerk. That’s a 2-8 year prison term missy!

Psst MRSA is caused by a nasty strain of staph bacteria resistant to antibiotics.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Gross, Sore Loser, Well I Never

5 responses to “Bacterial Infection Robbery

  1. Sores that ooze pussies? Only in America 🙂

  2. damn. I had MRSA and I totally didn’t rob anywhere. Fail.

  3. K

    I was good friends with Carol growing up. She always had straight A’s, never did drugs. I have no idea what happened to her. I do know her family was screwed up and I felt she never had a stable home, but she tried hard to make it. It’s sad that her life is the way it is now. She really was a good person and a good friend. I don’t know why some people have kids, just to throw them out when they are so young like garbage.

  4. I met Carol while I was in jail back in O6…. She was a beautiful person and i hope that somehow someway she gets the help and treatment she needs… As well as forgive…. Herself and others..

  5. Fairy Face

    Maggots can work wonders!

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