Dangling Testicles Alert

How's them apples, biatch!

Oh look away loons, this is just nasty. A mobile home park manager has accused a 77 year old tenant of deliberately letting his genitals dangle from under his shorts while she was confronting him about overdue bills. Ewh, I told you it was nasty!  In her statement she said his “testicles and the tip of his penis were exposed through the bottom of his shorts,” (hmm, how friggin short were they?). Oh no it didn’t stop there, he then “placed his hand on his testicles and tucked them back in his shorts.” before extracting his penis from the other side of his shorts.Of course the man is denying everything , telling police “I wear underwear, sir,” Gee, who to believe?

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6 responses to “Dangling Testicles Alert

  1. I think when you get old your sack just likes being stuck to your leg.

  2. megagetoverit

    Gee Loon, you saying the man was naked under his clothes? Where can you buy these shorts??? I tuck my nuts into my socks…As I wear sandals, they are not so noticable. Bring on the burka for the elderly….next…

  3. Allyson

    Old man or not, that’s really disturbing.

  4. I bet if he had had her rent money, she wouldn’t have minded the peep show. 🙂

  5. Susi Spice

    how short were his shorts?

    id ask the question… how big were his balls??

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