Mousetrap

Bummer!

I’m sorry but a taser, pepper spray and a baton ain’t gonna calm a man who has a mouse up his butt, I’m just saying. A naked Noah Smith broke into a house in Seneca and began going ballistic. When police arrived he  tried to bite, slap and kick them, so they zapped, sprayed and whacked him. Later at the hospital x-rays revealed he had a mouse lodged in his rectum. Smith told the docs he didn’t have a clue how the rodent got there. Hmm, the Gere excuse.

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2 responses to “Mousetrap

  1. megagetoverit

    Would he be a zoo keeper or a zoophile? Get the man a colonoscopy prep pack and flush the little buggers out.

  2. I don’t think any of that stuff could’a stopped me either. 🙂

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