Clown Has His Unicycle Stolen

Attention people, this is a public service announcement, can the person who stole Uncle Sam’s 6ft chrome giraffe unicycle and 1,000 animal making balloons in Swansea, please return them. The clown’s friggin freaking. The cycle and balloons were stolen from a house in Morriston and he is highly upset because now  he’s basically just a man in a silly outfit. Uncle Sam believes the unicycle was stolen for scrap metal because lets face it , who the hell would ride a 6ft tall chrome giraffe unicycle without drawing attention. Anywho, see someone acting suspiciously with a unicycle ring the Swansea police.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wrong, Well I Never

2 responses to “Clown Has His Unicycle Stolen

  1. “The clown’s friggin freaking.”

    Dying laughing at that.


    I think the scrap metal man will be a little
    amused as well.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.