OMG, I can’t believe it. Airlines may soon be offering…wait for it…child free flights. FRIGGIN AWESOME. Sheez, that’s one less thing we have to worry about if the plane crashes (none of this women and children first crap). No more ear bleeding screams, toddler tantrums, breast milk upchucks, smug moms, clucky air hostesses or chair kicking shits. Oh and now maybe we can watch uncensored films in peace. AND what would be even cooler, is if the airlines made “Family ONLY” flights where they could all implode together. Fingers crossed.