A Koala Walks Into A Pub And The Bartender Says ….

A koala walks into a bar in Queensland and promptly nods off without so much as a friggin punchline. Hmm, now there’s a Koala I could bear! The scaredy assed marsupial waltzed into the Marlin Bar during a stormy night, proceeded to the bar, climbed up a beam and fell asleep, much to the amusement of the patrons. The koala’s pub crawl ended when the bartender refused to serve him without proper ID and rang the ranger.


Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never

2 responses to “A Koala Walks Into A Pub And The Bartender Says ….

  1. megagetoverit

    Queensland? Poor Koala! He should move to Victoria better pub laws for marsupials.

  2. Fairy Face

    Not road laws though as I had to stop yesterday to let a rather large Australian lizard cross the road. There was a guy waving his arms around like a demented windmill diverting traffic. The friggin lizard refused to move and scaredy cat hero too scared to pick him up but kept nudging him with one foot and the lizard just dug in. The guy almost got himself run over by an impatient motorist who thought he was just another Loon. He couldn’t see the lizard lieing flat on the road but saw the idiot doing the jitterbug all over the place. It was soooo funny. The lizard survived to lose another tail.

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