Scarce As Sperm Whale Teeth

Sperm whale teeth. And you?

OK, here’s the thing Nantucket man, don’t be smuggling no sperm whale teeth into the country because that’s a federal offence. Hello, sperm whale teeth are endangered! Dear god, what the hell would you do with one? Hmm, not like you could wear it as a pendant!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!

3 responses to “Scarce As Sperm Whale Teeth

  1. They’re actually a key ingredient in a secret ritual we used to perform back in college…

  2. Fairy Face

    Sperm whale, it falls into that category of words that I don’t like Loon like scrotum and vulva. EEEK oh yeah and periods!

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