Yes Virginia, They Fired Santa!

If you are planning to have your photo taken with Santa at San Francisco’s Macy store this year, forget about it, he’s been sacked.For 20 years the jolly man, known as Santa John, had been providing a lap for children and adults to sit on and an ear for them to whisper their Christmas wishes into but alas no more. Seems an elderly couple complained about one of his jokes and he was fired. Now the public are pissed and want Santa John back. Hello, he’s been there for friggin 20 years. Want  to hear the joke? When older people sit on his lap he asks them if they’ve been good and if they say, ‘Yes,’ he says, ‘Gee, that’s too bad,’ and if they ask him why he’s so jolly his standard reply is ” because I know where all the naughty boys and girls live.” Hell yes, that is definitely a sacking according to the bad joke police! Ho friggin ho!

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4 responses to “Yes Virginia, They Fired Santa!

  1. megagetoverit

    Elderly sitting on Santas lap? I hope no wikileaks on that one….next

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