Taking It Into His Own Hands

A word of warning to any middle aged man wanting to date Helmut Seifert’s 17 year old daughter, don’t even think about it. The last fool who attempted it lost his balls (literally). Helmut, was so pissed when he discovered his teenage daughter was sleeping with Phillip Genscher (57) and the German authorities would do nothing about it, he and two work mates toddled off to pay him a visit. Genscher was forced to take off his pants and then the men proceeded to castrate him with a bread knife (that’s gotta hurt). Hmm, and so ends  that sorry little tale. When Helmut was arrested he said “I saw it as my duty as a father.” Papa 1,eunuch 0.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!

3 responses to “Taking It Into His Own Hands

  1. Fairy Face

    When I was 17 anyone over thirty was from a dinosaur.

  2. Not my thing but if she has the right to say yes or no then so be it.
    Now if he was doing her before she was old enought then by all means dad go for it.

  3. The victim was quoted as saying, “It was TOTALLY worth it.”

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