Tossed Salad Anyone?

Psst, anyone know where I can find the nearest Sizzlers?

Remember the al Qaeda group who tried to blow up planes using two toner cartridge bombs? Well, I have it on good authority (CNN) they were going to poison salad bars and buffets throughout the US first but decided against it. Hmm,  probably because they wouldn’t get the credit for it.  Hello, there could be any number of things that could kill you stone dead in those friggin salad bars. Anywho, US Authorities received info that the terrorist group were planning to lace food supplies with ricin and cyanide. Despite the threat being credible the US officials didn’t bother warning the public because they believed it was beyond the capabilities of the terrorist organization and was merely a tactic not an actual plot. Hmm, just like flying planes into New York?

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6 responses to “Tossed Salad Anyone?

  1. Fairy Face

    Yep not if Loon, it’s when . Chilling isn’t it?

  2. They’d have better luck putting extra saturated fat in fast food. They’d probably kill more people with that method as well.

    If I don’t talk to you again before, have a Happy Baby Jesus Day Loon!

    Oh, and by the way… I though this post was going to be about something else entirely but I’m glad it wasn’t. I would have had NO idea what to get you in exchange.

  3. I think we should have to put pig fat into everything that is made in the USA. From dish soap to crackers. Even in the making of toilet paper & drinking water. Now all we have to do to find them is look for people starving and smelling like shit.

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