Honey Have You Seen My Bath Salts?

This fly spray is good shit!

Attention all drug users in Louisiana, the rumor you heard that bath salts, fertilizer or insect repellent can be sniffed to give you a high like cocaine or speed is a friggin lie, you will end up either in an emergency room or lining up outside the pearly gates. Seems some of these products contain methylenedioxypyrovalerone (MDPV) which is way more potent than Ritalin or cocaine. The only problem is the side effects are evil, not only will you be up for days but the hallucinations will make you more paranoid than Kim Jong Il’s fashion adviser. Hmm, sounds more like the drug is good for thinning out the herd.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Whoops!

3 responses to “Honey Have You Seen My Bath Salts?

  1. megagetoverit

    The F…fertilizer works…been up six days trying to write this stupid comment….hrggg…Fertilizer shipment on the way to the US…coolzies..

    • Blahahhaaha Mega, wouldn’t the sheep shit get caught in your nostrils?

      • megagetoverit

        Naaaahh…You gotto go hard….by the way…the USA does not accept sheep shit from Aussie. They want the full hogg…. a nice little mix of nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, calcium, sulfur, magnesium, boron, chlorine, manganese, iron, zinc, copper, molybdenum and selenium does the trick for the snorters. For any Yankee that wants to come and snort out here in Aussie…we have cane toads you can lick, for a fee…A guaranteed forgetfull experience….next

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