Of all the things you could have in the world guess what’s on North Korea’s most wanted list? Skinny jeans, porn and human poo. Yes that’s right folks. Since the the ban on fashionable trousers was lifted, fashion conscious North Korean women have gone ape over skinny jeans (which would probably look baggy on them). Porn is pretty much self explanatory. But human poo,WTF? Hmm, seems there is a shortage of fertilizer in North Korea and human manure shops are popping up everywhere. OK people, what is wrong with sheep or cow manure? Sheez!
Monthly Archives: December 2010
A woman in the Philippines died instantly after her Christmas present exploded. Sheez, the damn pressie contained a friggin bomb. The poor thing was killed on the spot when it kaboomed right in her face as she opened it. Who would do something like that? The present was sent to the family home in Manila.
A big shout out to shopkeeper Harekrishna Patel who realized that the detective in a stab vest who “arrested” a teen in his newsagency was an impostor. Patel, who knew the boy, became suspicious of the cop’s behavior after he saw him approach the teen, search him, take his house keys before marching him out for “questioning”. A quick thinking Patel confronted the policeman and asked to see his police ID badge, when he failed to do so Patel rang the real police. Seems the cop was actually Brandon Cunningham a convicted pedophile. Take a bow Harekrishna Patel.
OK folks, one of the disadvantages of being famous is you just can’t pick your boogers in peace. Click the picture below and try and guess who was caught searching for a little green man …..
Sad, sad, sad. Five teenage boys were found dead in a Florida motel from carbon monoxide poisoning while celebrating a 19th birthday. It is believed the teens left a car running in the garage underneath their room at the Presidente Hotel after they had trouble starting it earlier. A boy who had left the party the night before told police that they had left the car running because they were worried they wouldn’t be able to get it started in the morning.