Attention all bad guys in Lynnwood, Washington, be prepared to have your ass kicked by Phoenix, Thorn, Buster Doe, Green Reaper, Gemini, No Name, Catastrophe, Thunder 88 and Penelope. The gang of 9 superheroes who call themselves ‘Rain City Superhero Movement’ have taken to the streets to help police fight crime. Oh and if you think they are just suffering Batman envy, these dudes all have either military or martial arts training. Hmm, except maybe for Phoenix’s glamorous female sidekick who drives him around in a KIA but never gets out of the car (possibly his mom). Phoenix carries around mace, tear gas, a taser, bulletproof vest and trauma plating on his arms and legs. Since the superheroes began their crusade 9 months ago they have been shot at, stabbed and laughed at.
Psst Oh and just a word of warning, if you come across Captain Ozone or Knight Owl, ignore them, they aren’t part of the Superhero Movement but just some random superheroes.
omg dan is hot… let me rewind i just wanna see him again…
oh and yeah the superhero in a video store? hahahhaa classic
Dan maybe hot but sounds like he’s pretty much a wimp :( However it would be way uncooler to be prancing around town with Phoenix on your arm …I’m just saying !!
Gees we need to inform him that I got an email, you know the usual circulating self defence type that informed me that wasp spray is better than mace. Mace sprays a mist usually affecting the guy with the can too. Wasp spray is designed to get you from 25 feet~ no mist. Fever Beaver you gotta get you some , just in case.
where can i get this wasp spray???… im working on my beaver superhero suit as we speak!
Blahahhaaha so many lines I could use :)