That Is Hard To Swallow

Oh dear, when an Albuquerque woman tasted a free yogurt sample at the Sunflower Market she immediately spat it out claiming it tasted like sperm. Sheez, well spotted! The woman was so disgusted she rang police who scooped up the evidence that was still where she had spat it out. The employee was arrested (for unrelated warrants) but won’t be charged until the test results can prove it’s semen. Hmm, so what was the yogurt brand?

Want sauce (pardon the pun) with that?

8 Comments

Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Join the skeptic club!, Well I Never

8 responses to “That Is Hard To Swallow

  1. Fairy Face

    EWH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!POOR WOMAN

  2. Well that is just completely disgusting!! Sheesh!

  3. megagetoverit

    what brand yogurt?

  4. pseudocognitive

    Audience: What’s your favorite high-protein yogurt topping?

    Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Move from where you are to over here, and then follow me.

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